Education candidate Paddy Rockett was not available to campaign yesterday as he spent the day searching the campus for his favourite blue crayon. He later discovered the crayon was in his pocket.
ULSU insiders are fully aware of the importance of crayons to Rockett in his capacity as CSO, where crayons and construction paper formed the backbone of the majority of his campaigns. The crayon in question has particular significance as it is the one Rockett used to fill out his election paperwork in 2011.
"My lucky crayon is missing! Old blue, where are you! I NEED YOU!" Rockett could be heard to exclaim as he traversed campus searching for the wayward Crayola. Having spent the better part of the day unearthing trees, dredging the campus's many lakes and roughing up anybody who looked a bit dodgy and might be a crayon thief, Rockett finally placed his hand in the left pocket of his trademark short pants and discovered the lost crayon.
"We were hugely relieved that Paddy found the crayon," a campaign spokesman told this blog, "He is currently curled up in his bed, with a glass of warm milk and the crayon firmly grasped between his teeth, as it should be."
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